There are some foods
I do not like--
liver and onions
oysters and tripe.
The worst food
I ever ate,
make no mistake,
was my Aunt Bea's fruitcake.
I bit into it
and got
a toothache.
Can you write your own list poem of foods you do not like to eat? Have fun.
as the wife of a dentist, I can imagine that type of toothache!
ReplyDeleteI once wrote a poem called Pirate Stew about yucky foods. Then it morphed and became a PB. Here's my hand at a poem of foods I don't like.
ReplyDeleteBroccoli is green and good for me.
But it makes me want to climb a tree.
Beans are fibrous and great for the heart.
But they make smell like a rotten, um... tart.
Fishing is fun, but only when I hook 'em.
But they smell like old socks, even when I cook 'em.
As much as I want to, I cannot eat carrots.
I shred them and feed them to my pet ferrots.
Life is much better when gnoshing on cheese.
Unless it is gouda - Don't make me. Please!
It's almost supper. I heard mama callin'.
but I smell polenta - I'd better keep stallin'!