It takes my Aunt Hannah
time to get ready.
On her feet
she's not too steady.
Oh dear.
Poor Aunt Hannah
she slipped on
a yellow banana.
Now she's sore
from her head
to her can-na.
And, oh dear.
My Uncle Danny,
he slipped too
and hurt his fanny.
Do you remember the "yo mama" jokes? I'm thinking of some Uncle and Aunt jokes written as poems.
My Uncle Bill / rolled down a hill. /had himself / a nasty spill.
My Aunt Peg broke her leg.
My Uncle Pat is very fat.
My Aunt Jane uses a cane
My Uncle Rudd / slipped in the mud.
My Aunt Bess, she's a mess.
My Aunt Daisy / is a little crazy.
My Uncle Doug / was socked in his mug.
My aunt Grace / fell on her face.
Yes, I know this is weird and who knows where it might go, but if you'd like to try your hand at a rhyming couplet with and Aunt, Uncle or even a dog or cat, please give it a go. Have fun.
Fun!
ReplyDeleteMy dog, Rover/rolls in clover.
My cat,Tabby/belonged to a cabby.
this one sounds like fun. ILY cloey
ReplyDeleteOh goodness, I just thought of a college drinking song...
ReplyDeleteMy Uncle Bill
has a still on the hill...
Did you ever sing that one?
Joy,
ReplyDeleteI missed that class. :)