SOMETHING IN MY FOOD
Mama, oh Mama!
Look in there,
In my milk
There’s a hair.
Drink it child
And do not sass.
How else will you grow
A milk mustache?
Daddy, oh Daddy!
What’s the big deal?
There’s a cricket
In my oatmeal.
Hurry to eat it,
And get the froth,
Munch it quickly
‘Fore it jumps off.
Granny, oh Granny!
There’s a fly
Sitting in my
Chicken potpie.
Eat it child.
Just blow off that fuzz.
How else will you get
A good fly buzz?
Granddaddy, oh Granddaddy!
They’ve tried to hide her,
But inside my hamburger
There’s spider.
Hush now child.
Don’t be mean.
It’s just some good
Lean protein.
Joy,
ReplyDeleteJust dip it in ketchup and it all tastes good. :)
Linda A.