My uncle sells warts from his shop
Says business is good—he’ll never stop.
Round ones, fat ones,
Green ones, flat ones,
Ittsy-witsy small ones,
Skinny, smelly tall ones,
Bumply, rumply, some are slimy,
Uncle sells warts that are even spiny.
Warts from frogs, witches and cats,
Dogs and hogs and even bats.
Warts from eyes and tails and wings,
But who would ever want these things?